Breaking news “Jake Hole” famous rapper and artist from the small town of creamville in North Dakota located in the US has dropped a track in which he explicitly states he is racist. He also seemingly owned another artist by the name of “Dig Bar” for some reason specifically with a space in between and sold him at auction to the highest bidder

In recent news, Jake “Jack” Hole was noted to be an awful massa. He didn’t give any slave 401k, dental, or health insurance. This is based on a new report by FORMER slave of Jake, “Digbar”. The slaves also were said to have only been fed watermelon at all times of day. The only form of liquid they allowed was also grape kool aid. Jake was accounted as saying “It’s a balanced diet for them, really. They love it, every time I come out they are happy and only occasionally try and run.” While it is not known if this is continuing currently, we know it has happened recently.

IN MORE RECENT NEWS A SECOND STATEMENT FROM “Digbar”

I mean you got the forced swimming sessions, the full court basketball games we had to play with watermelons instead of basketballs, he never taught any of us our names he just called us ner, he gave us all monkey tails and made us have rap battles in monkey voices, he would wake up random days and just decide we didn’t get to eat that day, then force fed us cotton if we complained, he consensually long stroked every single one of our wives and made us watch and every one of them loved it, while yelling “LOOK N**R! LOOK AT YOUR WIFE! Like I said I could go on and on man I’m scarred for life”

Jake has recently also been accounted to have just bought “KolossalKocks”

It’s not known what the current state of the situation is but rumors are sir Kocks has been heard screaming for several days about not wanting to continue playing “Fried Chicken Racket Ball”

“I can’t take it no mo” a sad intro to our latest addition.

Kolossol “KK” Kocks, Jake’s newest slave has written letters and sent them via carrier pigeon statingI'm tired yall.. idk how much longer I can keep this energy up until Jake decides to euthanize me..*

He told me he doesn't want to sell me bc that would give a monkey too much satisfaction

He makes us fry chicken and doesn't offer us a crumb. Not even the dick part of the wing..

These are just some of the truly heart breaking things going on behind closed doors at the holier estate.

The current location of Jake “Jack, the serial booty pounding massa” is unknown. If you are a former slave of Jake it is recommended to go into hiding. Any tips are appreciated.

Another recent statement from Jake reveals that he is trying to defend his choices and what he has been doing. He stated “I go shopping for a lil bit and yall go crazy :sob:” as if he is trying to say it is okay for him to buy slaves and treat them horribly.

SLAVE HUNT DERBY

Jake Hole has recently been seen clipped and recorded chasing his runaway ex slaves down with dogs and rifles. It is unknown who else was with him but he is currently on a foot chase looking for his slaves. If you see ANY fried chicken, do NOT eat it. Same goes to Malt Liquor, Watermelon, Cornbread, biscuits, grits, or shitty weed

BREAKING NEWS

Jake Hole, Founder and CEO of Creamville Records ND, USA - Has been found forcing his slaves to clean their skin everyday until the dirt comes off. It is unknown whether or not Jake is aware that this method of cruel and unusual punishment can not clear the melanin in one’s skin, but he is trying none the less. END THIS TYRANNY

Jake Hole was also known to have given his slaves watermelon print Hydro Dipped veneers after curb stomping them for misbehaving.
Its believed that one of Jakes favorite things to do this for is when they dont eat their watermelon, he states “When i tell them to eat i expect them to eat. Its like their break ya know? when you are at work all day you sometimes take a 30m break to eat or just to rest. This is the break i give them. If you dont like it, ill make sure youll always have a little watermelon in your mouth.”